What is the mose lame joke you can post?

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Lamest gets best answer

2007-01-18 02:00:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

If straight people get a marriage license, what do lesbians get?

A liquor license!

[Say it out loud. It helps.]

2007-01-18 02:28:49 · answer #1 · answered by MikeTX 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

2007-01-18 10:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

why did the chicken cross the road?

too many answers....

my version: why did the rooster cross the road?

ANS: the chickens retired....

2007-01-18 10:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

knock knock, whos ther?
nobody
oh ok

2007-01-18 10:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋