If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once.You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad
2007-01-18 01:59:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At least you can have lots of soldiers dipped into you ! haha
2007-01-18 02:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 8/10
2007-01-19 01:31:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yummyyyyyyyyyyyyy hunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol
2007-01-18 02:05:51 · answer #3 · answered by mehran_behran 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but a goodie!
2007-01-18 02:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But at least your guaranteed to get some crack
2007-01-18 02:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! Very funny!! You're right, life isn't so bad......at least for me.
2007-01-18 02:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea thats funny i like it
2007-01-18 02:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by W.I.C.K.E.D. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!! Thanx, i haven't laughed this much in ages!!!
10/10
2007-01-18 03:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol last bit is funny
2007-01-18 02:03:45 · answer #9 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-18 02:03:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋