I Am Glad I Am A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erxctions
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
And I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your bxtt
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
I don't go around "readjusting" my crxtch
Or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crck .
2007-01-18 01:50:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
To have these two bxobs and squat when I pxe
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
Stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
Then scrxw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
You can forget all about that old pxnis envy
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dxck
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
2007-01-18 01:53:45 · update #1
your wife has great taste , very good
2007-01-18 08:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give me that boloney - I've known plenty of women with gross habits. What's wrong with a good scratch?
2007-01-18 02:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm glad I'm a Man cos I like to scratch my b@lls
2007-01-18 01:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Who'd want to be a man after reading that ?
2007-01-18 01:58:59 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd pmsl 10/10
2007-01-19 01:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been talking to my wife?! Very good essay!
2007-01-18 01:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women Rock!!!!!!!
2007-01-18 02:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
preach preacher.
2007-01-18 02:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done, that was funny!
2007-01-18 02:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well said -lol!
2007-01-18 01:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋