January 1, 2009
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton
Was sworn in today as President.
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her,
and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."
2007-01-18 01:21:29 · 11 answers · asked by i totally agree with you!! not 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
freakin sweet!!! wait a minute, hasn't she already been president before?
2007-01-18 01:31:52 · answer #1 · answered by mjnjtfox 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-18 09:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Clinton 08 - wait she was already President before!
2007-01-18 09:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by lenrocdesigns 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, worth the 2 points u gave up to post it, lol
2007-01-18 09:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a great joke...thanks for such a good laugh I needed it.
2007-01-18 10:26:05 · answer #5 · answered by CJBig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-18 09:25:15 · answer #6 · answered by kevin_4508 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i do like this one
2007-01-18 09:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by vanessa g 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahahaha
2007-01-18 09:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one. good
2007-01-18 09:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by fang 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was cute.
2007-01-18 09:52:22 · answer #10 · answered by Me~Me 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋