and more importantly are any of you aliens?
cause this world is so weird and the people of the world are all weird!
2007-01-18 01:06:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Our invasion of your is a top secret mission the only people that are supposed to know is President Bush and the National Security Agency (AKA Men in Black). They are aware of our plans and support what we are doing. We are bringing millions of our fellow worlds-men to mingle among you and when there is enough of us we will rise up and kill most of you. Those of you that remain alive after wards will be sold into the universal slave trade.
You humans have become so complacent, so lazy, so "Politically Correct" that the universe has determined that you do not have the privilege to run your own world anymore. The universe does not tolerate nor negotiate with dictators, criminals and terrorists. They are hunted down, and killed. These behaviors bring insecurity to the universe so it is not tolerated. Your complacency of what is happening in the country Iraq is unacceptable. You willingness to allow the terrorists kill 1,000s of innocent people is unacceptable. The insurgents as the Americans call them should be obliterated and removed from the face of the earth.
This invasion can be halted if the dictators and terrorists in Iraq, Iran, Syria, and North Korea are destroyed. It is up to you.
2007-01-18 01:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The world was being invaded by aliens when cave people were around, man. There have been drawings found on the cave walls where they drew the "flying saucers" or "UFO's" that we still claim to see and draw today. Is it a legend? No. We are not the only ones in the universe. There are plenty more planets out there capable of sustaning life.
2007-01-18 09:17:04 · answer #2 · answered by Big Mac 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I absolutely agree with you!..What happens is this...When the aliens land in America, the first thing they ask for is political asylum!..They are always sent to Washington!..This is the finest political asylum in the world!...They've got 'em all there y' know!..And no'one can tell me that Dubyah is from this planet!..What about Dick {shottygun}Cheney?..Where's he from?..Then youve got Rubbish bin Laden and Mullah Gamel abdul camel or whatever his name is today!..What planets are they on?..Actually i thought they were fundamentalist mormons!..Shows how wrong you can be..And that other one you've got over there, whats her name? condominium wheat?..There is a theory thet there all from a planet, yet to be discovered, near Mars...Called Pa's, where up is down, left is right, in is out..black is white, the sun orbits the earth and they are sent here to win elections, Then they stuff it all up, quite deliberatly, preparing us for eventual invasion by thousands of highly trained 'public servants' who will tell us nothing, take us nowhere, and show us nothing when we get there!
2007-01-18 09:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by paranthropus2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually the aliens are the ones that draw the least amount of attention. you know that guy that works 8-5 mon thru fri. no girlfriends no hobbies lives in an apartment by himself. no personality and just keeps to himself. it's freaky, i work in a cubicle right next to one!!!!!!
2007-01-18 09:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by sexy joker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no need for an invasion since you peasky humans dont poose any threat to us. Qapla! Johan
2007-01-18 09:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by Johan from Sweden 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yawn O...2 points
2007-01-18 09:17:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
2007-01-18 09:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by Land Warrior 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Live long and prosper!
2007-01-18 09:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adjust your tinfoil hat. All will be ok.............
2007-01-18 09:39:35 · answer #9 · answered by tallerfella 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋