I was in Bracknell yesterday when I saw that a man was spreading white powder on the road ,
so I asked "Why are you spreading white powder on the road"
"To keep the wild Elephants away" He repilied
"But there aren't any wild elephants in Bracknell" I protested
"I know, it's good stuff isn't it?"
2007-01-18 00:45:43 · 18 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its funny on two levels
....its good stuff isnt it
1 because it keeps away wild elephants and 2 he's a big coke head...a double whammy!
2007-01-18 02:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Dude 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that Simpsons episode where Homer buys some crappy stuff to keep the tigers away from Springfield.
2007-01-18 08:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke makes no sense at all
They don't need magic powder to keep anything out of Bracknell, it's a dump
2007-01-18 08:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i ask a man that in florida he said "i'am from buffalo ny..and didnt have money for jetblue so what else iam i suppose to do"
2007-01-18 08:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by gigahits 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...ive heard something similar.always good for a chuckle
2007-01-18 08:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groan (did smirk though)
2007-01-18 09:34:19 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's a fantastic one....
Aaron.
2007-01-18 08:50:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle.
2007-01-18 08:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by bluenose 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear, thats poor.
2007-01-18 08:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that's something my dad would do crazy old b
2007-01-18 08:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋