A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite at a campground.
Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
Impressed, a nearby camper sauntered over and said to the youngsters' father, "That, sir, is some display of teamwork."
"I have a system," the father replied. "No one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."
Camping No. 2
A couple enjoyed getting away from their high-stress jobs by spending weekends in their motor home, but their peace and quiet was often disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers.
Finally, they found a way to assure themselves privacy.
They painted a sign near their RV's door: "Ask us about our Whole Life policies!"
2007-01-18
00:15:56
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