Male stripper
The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ***, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. .
2007-01-18 00:05:34 · 20 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like your style, although I would't want to dance for you. As for your friends licking money, tell me this isn't so! This "cracks" me up.
2007-01-18 00:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
People actually believe this joke really happened? I rate the "joke" as a 5, thus answering the question. As for the reality of it, I know for a fact that if you took any money from a stripper, male or female, you would have the bouncer bouncing you out of the club.
2007-01-18 09:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 7/10
2007-01-18 09:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!
2007-01-18 09:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by W A S I F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you've given new meaning to ATM. It's now: Anal Transaction Method. Great joke by the way!
2007-01-18 08:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by Debra D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 awesome joke
2007-01-18 15:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny!! rating 10 = 5 stars!!
2007-01-18 08:11:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!!!! I give it a 10!!
2007-01-18 09:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one indeed.
u really have quite a spontaneous mind.
hats off to u
rating ****/*****{4stars out of 5}
2007-01-18 08:42:15 · answer #9 · answered by karikool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!
2007-01-18 09:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋