I really fancy this girl who works in tesco's. she works on the fruit and veg section and she's got a couple of melons on her, and when i say melons i mean really big breasts. whoooar. what i'd do to get my hands on her big old grapefruits, and when i say grapefruits i mean really big boobs. whoooaaar! Am I secretly gay?!
2007-01-17 23:59:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you could well be, you have also just proved you have the IQ of a melon
2007-01-18 00:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by xx_lush_xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not gay just extremely stupid - either they are like melons or grapefruits - Im concerned as your level IQ seeing as you couldnt get two more different fruit if you tried.
Good luck - you need it.
2007-01-18 00:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
these people are jealous, go buy some melons and find out if shes gay..........you never know, oh and get me a picture
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2007-01-18 00:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by i like to wear sandles 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never mind her melons, how big is your cucumber?
2007-01-18 00:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just go in there with a huge tent in the front of your jeans and walk up to her, point at her name badge with 'happy to help' on it and when she asks you what you what you want just look down at said tent and smile.
If she laughs - your in boyo, if she slaps you run like buggery before the security guards get you.
2007-01-18 00:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I WILL SAFELY SAY THAT YOU ARE 100% PERCENT HETROSEXUAL.
WHICH TESCOS IS IT BY THE WAY, I MIGHT GO DOWN AND TAKE A LOOK AT HER LOVELY BIG 'EYES', AND WHEN I SAY 'EYES', I MEAN REALLY BIG TITTIES.
2007-01-18 00:04:05 · answer #6 · answered by Mappy~Jazz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think you need to sort out what sexuality you are first,also she could have a partner,look at her as a person and not a play thing
2007-01-18 00:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
listen im a female (just using my fellas username) and im perfectly strait as im married and like men. although, i do like watching two women in porn doesnt mean im a lesbian.
2007-01-18 00:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ever thought you could be Vagitarian?
2007-01-18 00:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by steve f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, start shopping at asda
2007-01-18 00:02:46 · answer #10 · answered by Homer Baby 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋