Just a warning :
I went to B&Q during my lunch break
as I went in, a guy dressed all in orange came up to me and asked if I wanted decking
fortunately, I got the first punch in.......
2007-01-17 23:42:45 · 13 answers · asked by Vinni and beer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny
or did you just get it off jack dee live at the apollo hmm??
2007-01-18 02:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think all staff are like that. maybe the fella knows you and wanted to punch you for some reason
2007-01-17 23:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job he didnt think you was a poofter then cos he would have sent you to all the pansies!
2007-01-17 23:47:34 · answer #3 · answered by Homer Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Foxy Power Rules! Hope you laid him out!
2007-01-17 23:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by bunnicula 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh you tough man will you marry me and protect me from the nastys who ask if i want doubble galzing
2007-01-17 23:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by chickenbutt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
I like that one!
My kids'll love it even more, I'll tell it them when they get in from school!!!
Nice one!
2007-01-17 23:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 (points) out of ten for your joke.
2007-01-18 00:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by bluenose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe Not Bad!
2007-01-17 23:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear all the employees there are 'tooled up' too!!!
2007-01-17 23:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...
2007-01-18 01:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋