Three buddies dared each other to stay in a haunted house for a night.
The first went into the bedroom and heard, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, and when I do, I'm gonna eat you!"
So he jumped out the window.
The second went into the bedroom and heard, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, and when I do, I'm gonna eat you!"
So he jumped out the window.
The third went into the bedroom and heard, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, and when I do, I'm gonna eat you!"
So, he looked under a bed and saw an elephant picking his nose.
2007-01-17 23:36:52 · 15 answers · asked by think outside the box 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought this is the joke category!
2007-01-17 23:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one from my fourth - grade classmates couple'a years back.
2007-01-18 00:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?! i don't get it...
but hey! ur avatar looks like my buddy who in turn became my high school crush... wee!! whew! high school dayS!
2007-01-17 23:48:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did Paddy say when he saw three elephants walking down the street?
"Oh look, there's thre elephants walking down the street!"
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What did Paddy say when he saw three elephants walking down the street wearing Sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognise them!
2007-01-18 00:52:41 · answer #4 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg what 4th grade humor... but still really funny!!! hahah
2007-01-18 00:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not even funny- go get yourself a job
2007-01-17 23:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry not that funny, 3.5/10. i smiled at it cos its so lame.
2007-01-21 05:13:31 · answer #7 · answered by Sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! Thanks for taking the time to make the world a better place with your joke!!!
2007-01-18 01:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why an elephant?
2007-01-18 00:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by howardlee1977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-20 11:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋