my very serious financial director whom we never see smile or laugh - trumped out loud in the office the other day - which was funny - he laughed (a little embarrassed laugh) and trumped some more - we had one of those naught school girl moments when we knew we weren't allowed to laugh but just couldn't stop it - like laughing in an exam or something - it hurt so much and it was the best laugh ever!! just think of a time when you weren't allowed to laugh - it that should make you smile!!!
2007-01-17 22:57:39
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answered by Grace - baby No.2 due in October 3
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i've posted a joke as my brain has stalled.
My Dad is a...
One morning last week Billy was at school and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out -fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc. but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about His father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his Clothes in front of other men and gives them lap dances. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays Cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say..."
2007-01-17 22:58:25
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answered by Anonymous
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NOTE: This is not an attack on religion what-so-ever!
Who came up with the idea of the Aussie Bible, the bible rewritten with Australian slang. I can see the first line,
And God said, "Bloody Oath! Let there be light!"
2007-01-17 22:58:07
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answered by Mercenary Poet 2
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type in laughing yoga in yahoo search, its no 1on the search, very funny, makes me laugh every time, need sound..
go for it, this will defo make you laugh, bit weird tho.......
im happy de dda do, im happy de da do, bo obob bo booooo
2007-01-17 23:18:15
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answered by i like to wear sandles 1
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How about you saying something funny? I'm pretty depressed myself this morning.
2007-01-17 23:12:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Just think of William Shatner, as Capt. Kirk saying "Scotty, we need... more... POWER!!" Cracks me up every time! :o)
2007-01-17 23:00:10
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answered by JP 4
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i caught my mate shagging a doll last night it really was so funny he was going at it as if it was a real person haha
2007-01-17 23:43:37
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answered by flojo06 1
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seven dwarves are lying in bed all feeling happy. happy gets out so they all felt grumpy.
2007-01-17 23:14:25
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answered by rebelcj 1
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my knickers are on inside out cos i was so tired getting dressed this morning!
2007-01-17 22:55:28
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answered by Anonymous
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkSKO6xqy4rzTJ5w9ZhNXb8gBgx.?qid=20070118014727AAz5Pfk&show=7#profile-info-e1b014fd4ef3dbfe584310b92bd132eeaa
Have a look at this question, put a smile on my face this morning :)
2007-01-17 23:00:23
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answered by NG 3
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