I need some help tips for a friend, genial guy just moved here from Africa, 18 yrs old, looking to go to state college in CA. How does he make cool yet great friendships in a college setting, he likes San Diego State and Cal State Long Beach. What tips would you give him about American college women, and pretty much how to flow with the guys.
2007-01-17 22:47:28 · 2 answers · asked by Zhughu 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I am sure if he is just himself things will work out fine! Get him the movie a Prince in New York with Eddie Murphy and he will know how to act!
2007-01-17 22:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by INC0GNIT0 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is an outsider that is a toughy
well to start off he smells different from the crowd
so you and your buddies get together
drop your pants
then proceed to piss on the guy
then he will smell like everyone else and thus be accepted
next item on the list
clothes
well to be kewl with a capital K you have to do something that separates you from the rest of the crowd
so have him wear trash bag ponchos and tin bucket hats
but make sure he wears that stuff with pride if he doesn't do it confidently then it doesnt work
to make new friends and to meet some ladies a pet helps
but the right pet helps even more
a dog my not be a great idea due to after you have pissed on him
the dog then will be compelled to piss on him
then he will not smell like everyone else rather he would smell like dog piss
a cat would just scratch his eyes out when he wears a trash bag poncho so a cat is out of the question
what he should get is a rat
a nice big greasy hairy stinky cute rat
preferably one from an alley[they need good homes]
but there are laws out there leash laws so you have to put a collar and leash on his new pet rat
be sure to take your new rat friend for walks
the ladies will just fall all over him when they smell him see him in a trash bag poncho walking a rat
^_^ enjoy
2007-01-18 07:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋