Pauly was a delightful parrot that everyone enjoyed talking to.He socialized with guests at his owners' frequent cocktail parties. People loved to talk with him & feed him goodies; indeed, he was often seen as the life of the party.
He had one failing, however; Pauly was a horny little devil & had a bad habit of going across the road and terrorizing the neighbors’ chickens. He was a fowl rapist. Oftentimes his owner would have to make excuses to the neighboring farmer when Pauly had been up to no good.
A particularly incident of chicken screwing really landed Pauly in hot water. His owner said, "I just don't know what to do with you! I've threatened you, I've pleaded with you, I've punished you, but nothing I can do seems to keep you out of the chicken house. So, I'm going to try one last thing: I'm going to humiliate you. Tonight, you'll not be allowed to hop about & entertain the guests. Instead, I'm going to shave your head as a sign of shame and make you stay on the piano where everyone can see you."
Pauly took it hard that night, standing there on the piano with a shaved head, not being able to interact with the guests. Each time a couple came into the room, they'd look over at Pauly and have a laugh at his expense, which made matters all the worse. This worked its intended effect until two bald gentlemen came in together.
Pauly took a look at them and said, "Okay, you chicken f**kers, up here on the piano with me."
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2007-01-17 22:26:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-17 22:27:21 · update #1
good good good..jajjajajajjaja i am mad at my husband and YOU made me laugh..(and that,,is no easy cookie!)
2007-01-23 12:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by mswildsexycool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my hope they could all fit up there 9/10
2007-01-17 22:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....a nice on Neo, I had stopped visiting Jokes section, because of lack of good jokes....you made me to revisit this section....thanks for the laugh.......
2007-01-17 22:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.. o hell no! that's cute.. I really liked that one.. thank you.. o man that was a good one..
2007-01-17 22:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha so funny
2007-01-24 00:50:00 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's okay.
2007-01-17 22:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok
2007-01-25 07:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by aabbcc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-25 21:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K then
2007-01-22 10:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by empresstnt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMMFAO!!!!
2007-01-24 15:19:11 · answer #10 · answered by mischief014 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋