A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
2007-01-17 22:19:25 · 6 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL.. hahaha.. thats a cute one.. lol
2007-01-17 22:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Same punch line, but the Panda goes to a brothel, eats their food, shags a hooker and leaves without paying etc etc !
2016-05-24 02:49:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-01-17 22:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that! Nice one!
2007-01-17 22:35:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is like one of the best i ve ever heard!!
2007-01-17 22:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anubhav~~!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......yes, it was short, but definitely wasn't $hit.......a good one
2007-01-17 22:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋