Margaret, Ethel, Dorothy and Maud are sitting in the country club, discussing how successful their sons are:
Ethel looks at the others, smugly, and says
"My son is a succesful IT consultant. He just got £30,000 bonus and bought a Rolex Watch"
Maud, isn't impressed.
"My son works for a City law firm. He's just been given a £200,000 bonus, and brought a Porsche Carrera sports car"
Dorothy just smiles.
"well, I suppose that it's quite nice to be given bonuses, but my son owns his own business, his company has just announced record profits and, to celebrate, he has bought a lovely little villa in Tuscany"
all eyes swivel expectantly to margaret
"well my son is a male prostitute.
He has some *very* rich clients,
and they are always giving him little presents here and there.
He's had a very successful year.
In fact, just recently, three of his best clients gave him a Rolex watch, a Porsche Carrera sports car, and a lovely little villa in Tuscany"
2007-01-17 21:28:43 · 13 answers · asked by Vinni and beer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha haaa that's one in the eye for them 10/10
2007-01-17 22:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-17 21:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the first three sons were bending over backwards to be nice to the fourth one !
2007-01-17 23:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lovely slant on an oldie. Loved it. Made lots of smiles. Don´t tell anyone but I´m stealing a naughty, female, star to send you.
2016-03-29 02:52:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Touche!
2007-01-17 21:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very funny
2007-01-17 21:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the tale - don't brag about your grandchildren.
Very very funny.
2007-01-17 22:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that
2007-01-17 21:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, that was brilliant!! Bet that shut them old biddies up, ha ha!!! Great, *** 10/10!!! ***
2007-01-17 21:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny well done
2007-01-17 21:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋