Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."
2007-01-17 21:00:20 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i understand how billy feels im a newcastle supporter!
2007-01-18 05:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by wilson picket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehee!! Hilarious! But billy is certainly weird! Thumbs up!
2016-03-29 02:50:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Other punchlines include:
1. He plays in goal for Scotland
2. He's the prime minister/ chancellor of the exchequer
3. He's the Home/Foreign secretary
4. He's U.S. President
2007-01-17 21:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard it with billy's dad being a police man or politician. A cricket pro is not that bad I think.
great still!
2007-01-17 21:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That brightened up my idle thursday somewhat with a snort of laughter, very good.
2007-01-17 21:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hey heard it b4, but still laugh, even thought the England team are not so bad - acually their not bad at all
lol!
2007-01-17 21:04:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is a good idea
2007-01-17 21:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was really nice. 10/10.
2007-01-17 21:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by rishi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA i LOVE it!!! GO THE AUSSIE"S!!!!!
2007-01-17 23:53:31 · answer #9 · answered by all that jazz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was absolutely the best feckin laugh I've had so far this year, Thanks..........
2007-01-17 21:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋