"Grow some balls"
"what is that thing?"
"Are you done yet?"
"oh how tiny and cute"
"Is it in yet?"
"Your brother was better then this"
"What is that smell? Is that you?"
"Do you want me to fake it again?"
"wow that was fast"
"Oh dam the phone get off me"
2007-01-17 21:33:04
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answer #1
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answered by Angel 3
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Having a drink in the pub with a girlfriend of mine two
guys came and started to talk to us. My friend sweetly
smiled and said 'You can go now'. I felt really awful
and she could,nt understand why. But the look on their
faces was awful. They just walked away like lost sheep.
I,m glad I,m not a guy. I think I would end up single, cos
I couldn,t bear the put down.
2007-01-18 05:04:08
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answer #2
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answered by Minxy 5
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*Blushes*. Okay so I'm a bit horrible at times...
A guy hit on me once and after some conversation he wasn't my type... So I may have said...
" Your so shallow you'd be out of your depth and drown in the car park puddle..."
-Grin-
I also may have said in the past...
"What am I? Flypaper for freaks!"
"Excuse me, which dwarf did you say you were?"
"Your Mates are laughing at you..."
"I'm sorry, was I ment to be listening/ interested..."
"Have you ever considered joining the circus?"
and
"I'm sorry but I think you have be confused with your inflate a date, tube sock and bike pump."
2007-01-18 05:12:32
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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My wife, one time we had an argument and she said that I was "Ugly", maybe I am but, I could have taken that "HIT" from ANYONE else but HER, it really devastated me, she said she was sorry later but, it just devastated me !
2007-01-18 05:01:35
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Our son is richer, younger, and has a bigger d*ck than you! I'm divorcing you and marrying him instead
2007-01-18 04:59:03
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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that if he died before me i would go to just to spitt in his face or i would take a crap there and whip with tissue and leave it on his face smeared in
2007-01-18 05:00:17
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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I would'nt p i s s on you if you where on fire and your the worst lover i've ever had
2007-01-18 05:28:10
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answer #7
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answered by flossypants 4
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Dude told my cousin this: I wouldn't ever stick my **** in you again!!
She responded with: Its not like i would feel your 2 in **** anyway!!!!
2007-01-18 05:01:23
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answer #8
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answered by cHiKiBaBe 3
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"I like to make guys suffer" my former fiance never forgot or let go of this sentence LOL
2007-01-18 05:00:36
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answer #9
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answered by Ruby 6
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She "had to fake it every single time".
2007-01-18 05:06:36
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answer #10
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answered by magak 2
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