2007-01-17 20:47:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
The dead (let's say man, although it could just as easily be woman)'s spouse with an engagement ring from yourself on her hand along with a "trophy" condom with stains from both of you before the time of death, and a bag used for the IV of the person just before they died, full of poison, and their will with your name forged as the leading inheritor. Oh yeah, and party balloons with happy music.
I can't think of anything more inappropriate than MURDER for money and marriage stemming from adultery.
2007-01-17 21:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by M S 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
An airhorn.
Although Anna Nicole was pretty inappropriate when she showed up to her old hubbys funeral in a wedding dress.
2007-01-17 20:57:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The gown will be nice, with the black nylons and the heels (no longer heals) do not placed on the sweater thingie. too a lot severe.And be positive to sit down down with knees at the same time, as proper for a lady.
2016-11-25 00:53:37 · answer #3 · answered by greenwald 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A book titled "Raising the Dead in 3 Easy Steps"
2007-01-18 00:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a clown outfit(unless the recently departed was in the circus)
a thong bikini(unless the recently departed was a surfer)
a blow up doll(unless the recently departed owned a sex shop)
and lastly the widow or widowers underwear on your head!
2007-01-17 20:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by felicityfrost13 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Showing up with a knife, fork and napkin tucked in the collar if your shirt.
2007-01-17 22:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by FX_Make-upArtist 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its not so much "with" you but.... to get a singing telegram person to come sing to the deceased husband/wife about thier anniversary right in the middle of a moment of silence..
2007-01-17 21:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by sarcasm1743 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Saddam Hussein's brothers recently dismembered body
2007-01-17 21:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by chillipope 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Your dead cat...and ask the family if they would mind if you just tucked it in with their guy as a way of saving a few buck...
2007-01-18 01:37:03 · answer #9 · answered by K 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
anything either of us puts on would be inappropriate. i think we should wear our church outfits.
2007-01-18 03:47:11 · answer #10 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋