There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F**K YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f**k you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
2007-01-17 20:47:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
* ha ha *.. I've heard that many times, and each time it's still pretty funny to me, becuase it's so true.. almost makes me feel sorry for some men,......... Almost!.. he he..
2007-01-17 20:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke! Liked the Hall Sex part. Very witty! Keep up the good questions! : )
2007-01-17 20:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by Shaun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True Dat
2016-05-24 02:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by Susan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To true To true 10/10
2007-01-17 22:09:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is the fifth kind...!!!! How the **** sex......
After the Courtroom sex where you have been fucked and cleaned out.........You are sitting on your own and thinking ....How the **** did that happen?
2007-01-17 21:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
like the first best brown eyes
2007-01-18 06:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a gud 1 heared it b4 gud thou x
2007-01-21 00:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that has to be one of the funniest things I have heard!!!
2007-01-17 23:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
liked that one. Are you speaking from personal experience
2007-01-17 21:07:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats good!
2007-01-17 21:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋