An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, sits at his regular table and he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks him to send over the most expensive bottle of Chianti he has to her. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read:
"Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari F50, a BMW 760iL, and a Lamborghini in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
2007-01-17 20:43:35 · 8 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, still laughing!
2007-01-17 20:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-18 05:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Harddy haar!! Good one!
2007-01-18 04:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by hs671 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O.M.G. IVE BEEN FOUND OUT AGAIN 10/10
2007-01-18 04:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-18 05:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by mangoretheogre 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was soo funny
2007-01-20 09:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by *..*alexa*..* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, brilliant!!! i love it!!!
100/100!!!!!
2007-01-18 06:07:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!!superb!! keep posting more.
2007-01-18 04:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by vijay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋