The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
2007-01-17 20:35:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was quite good. Nice one !
2007-01-17 20:40:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good......reminds me of the honeymoon couple who go to this hotel for there honeymoon but the new wife is a bit shy and asks her husband to wait outside the door as she undresses. The bloke is standing there when the manager of the hotel approaches him and asks why he is standing there. The bloke explains and the manager says that had he known they were newly married they could have the bridle suite at no extra charge. At this the bloke knocks the door and says..."Whould you like the bridle suite" "No thank you " says his wife through the door "I think I can hold on to your ears"
2007-01-18 04:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's how it should be 9/10
2007-01-18 04:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a bit nasty on her part on there honeymoon as well good one brown eyes 10/10
2007-01-18 14:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but how did you know what happened on my honeymoon, do you know my wife, were you spying,are you ashamed of yourself publishing my personal habits?
2007-01-18 04:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by inquisitor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
Tit for Tat
2007-01-18 04:41:39 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea thats a good one made me laugh
2007-01-18 04:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i thort that was hilarious!!! It's gona keep me chuckling all day now!! Cheers mate, u've made my day... 10/10!!
2007-01-18 05:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a bit old but its still funny.
2007-01-18 04:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lmfao
2007-01-18 04:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋