One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.".
Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too."
"My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"F**k me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
2007-01-17 20:32:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
I believe in Goblins
(receiving them of course)
2007-01-17 20:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10/10
2007-01-18 05:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont you know its Nationl Goblin Week?
2007-01-19 05:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet she was a goblin all night long
2007-01-18 10:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
quite amusing actually. how bout this....
tom dick and harry were marooned on an island after their ship sank.
after a few months of coconut and they were startin to go mad when tom finds a magic lamp, he rubs it and a genie pops out and sez
"in return for my freedom, you can have one wish each"
"great" sed tom " i want to live in a big house with lots of money and riches..." POOF and he disappeared.
"WOW" sed dick " i want to be tall dark and handsom and have loads of beautiful women swarming around me.
POOF and he disappeared.
the genie looks round at harry and sez "come on then what do you want?
" Erm, well im lonely all i want is some friends"
POOF, POOF!...
Tom and dick marooned on an island, harry lay beaten on the floor nearby.
2007-01-18 05:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love a good goblin
story first thing in the morning.
2007-01-18 04:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a funny one you got more 10/10
2007-01-18 14:35:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol - im 16, and still believe in kracles happeneing
2007-01-18 04:59:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol The old ones are the best
2007-01-18 04:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I will be sure to tell this to the mother in law! lmao!
2007-01-18 05:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋