Son: "Dad, why does love-making makes you feels good?"
Dad: "Just like digging in your nose, it's feels good, don’t it!"
Son: "Well why is it that guys don't usually feel as good as gals?"
Dad: "Just like when you dig in your nose, it's your nose that feels good, not your finger!"
Son: "Then why do gals feel bad when they are raped?"
Dad: "Would you like it if a stranger comes along and sticks his finger in your nose?"
Son: "When girls are having their menstruation, why don't they usually want to have sex?"
Dad: "If your nose is bleeding, would you still want your finger in your nose?"
Son: "Dad, one last question ... why don't guys like to wear condoms when they make love?"
Dad: "Ever try picking your nose wearing a glove?"
2007-01-17 18:31:23 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg!!! ROFL... hahaha.. that is hilarious.. lol lol
thx for the laugh
2007-01-17 18:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-17 20:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE
CHECK THESE AS WELL
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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Husband asks , "Do you know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
2007-01-17 19:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by Capri 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that guys probably do feel just as good or better than gals during sex...don't you ?
2007-01-25 11:46:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THANX FOR THE JOKE.
IT REALLY MADE ME LAUGH.
I WAS IN SOME TENSION WHEN I SWITHCHED ON THE PC.BELIEVE ME AFTER SWITCHING ON THE PC I WAS SURFING HERE AND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT.BUT AFTER READING THIS JOKE I FEEL A BIT LIVELY.
THANX VERY MUCH
2007-01-24 19:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow that has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
2007-01-25 09:12:54 · answer #6 · answered by zad813 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u seems to be a gr8 dad
All eGs in womn decidd 2 fight against spe.RmS . They waited with guns in the pu.$$$y. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: we hav been attacked frm behind......
2007-01-22 23:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a very nosey question 9/10
2007-01-17 19:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
exactly!!!!!! my hole; ok my nose does feel good, i do not ever think about my finger. i just make sure i use the finger that fits with the longest nail.
2007-01-24 02:12:26 · answer #9 · answered by cat eyez 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No I know how I can explain it all to my son.
2007-01-25 16:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by momma mia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋