you might be stupid if...?

Question

...you can't remember how to spell I.Q.
...you can't remember the number for 911
...you just discovered that your AM radio also works in the afternoon
...you fail Physical Education
...you cannot spell 'it'
...you try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage!
...you think Taco Bell is a mexican phone company
...you think pigpen is something to write with
...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles
...you frequently misspell your name
...you walk your kid to school because you are in the same grade!
...it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
...you sell your car for gas money
...you try thinking and nothing happens!!!
...you think a quarterback is a refund...
...you cook minute rice for an hour
...upon approaching a traffic sign that says 'STOP AHEAD' you reach over and grab your passenger by the top of the head.
...you lose $25 on a horse race and another $25 on the instant replay!
...you get tangled up in a cordless phone
...you need to be reminded to breathe
...you return a donut back because there is a hole in it...
...you stare at the orange juice because it says concentrate
...you tell your wife not to laugh as you point the gun to your head 'cause she's next!
...you get fired from volunteer work

Answer 1

Yes I may be

Answer 2

FUNNY!Have a few friends that fail!

Answer 3

Nope none of those for me!

Answer 4

So you are then.

Answer 5

hOW MANY QUALITIES DO U HAVE FROM THESE?