What is the FUNNIEST thing ur GRANDMOTHER ever did?

Answer 1

My Grandma passed many years ago. Whenever my sister and I got too rambunctious-she would put her index finger in the air, (she would kind of jerk her wrist so that finger would do a half circle) and say shsht-it sounded like she said sh*t, with a really long sh. It would crack us up every time.

I miss her-thanks for asking this question.

Answer 2

My grandma has always been a proper 'lady.' She is really small, 4'10, and always wears skirts, never pants. If not for the fact that she had 9 kids, you could not even imagine her having marital relations.

One day, we were planning a bridal shower for a cousin with some other cousins at my grandma's house. We were thinking up games. You know, like the toilet paper bride, bridal bingo, all clean games. Out of the blue, my grandma said, "why don't you play the game where you race to see who can get a condom on a banana the fastest?"

After a moment of stunned silence, I swear, we all died of laughter! I guess she had read about this game somewhere and thought it would be a funny game to play. Well, so did we. And we tease her about it all the time!

Answer 3

My grandmother was a very sweet and completely paranoid woman. She would totally filp out if she found out someone left the front door unlocked... you know, axe murderers and all that. It didn't matter if there was a party going on and there were fifty people in the living room... we still had to lock that door for our own safety, or suffer the same old lecture.

Answer 4

Hearing her swear for the first time. She's over 85 and I've never heard her say a bad word once until I was visiting her a few months ago. I have an allergy to nuts and she gave me some pudding for dessert and it had chunks of stuff in it. I asked her if there was nuts in it and she said "oh $hit..."

Answer 5

hahaha... my family went on a trip to myrtle beach! and me my mom and my dad and a few of my cousind wanted to go to ripley's believe it or not museum... if you have never been there it has that motion theatre with the chairs you strap yourself into... anyway.. my cousins started picking with her and told her she was too OLD to ride, so she had a coneption fit to go with us! HAHAHA anyway.. so we got there and we entered the theatre and she sat down not prepared a bit for what was getting ready to happen.. and the movie started and the chair started jerking and everyone was GLUED to my grandma who was screaming bloody murder... and she pooped herself! it was so funny yet discusting... needless to say she NEVER has been in ANY movie theater since then!! and dang that was funny!

Answer 6

drank a 2 litre of ginger ale and burped for 20 secs
lmfao it was funny

Answer 7

My dear sweet Nana, was a lady but when she got in to her late 80's and i was in my teens i think she thought what the heck and use to take her false teeth out and laugh her head off when my friends were over - of course we thought this was hilarious! but she would laugh so hard, she would fart - that would send her from the room horrified!!!!!! hahaha personally id rather be caught farting than toothless........ bless her....

Answer 8

while she falls asleep in front of the television, i positioned it on one in all those sparkling stations that dont make any noise, turn the quantity ll the way up. positioned it on mute, then substitute it back to the channel she became observing. while she wakes up, she turns in off mute and gets blown out of her EZ chair.

Answer 9

My grandma lives in England and I live in Perth. She was over visiting and met my boyfriend. When we were saying our goodbyes she grabbed his head and gave him a big sloppy kiss right on the lips. He didn't appreciate it too much but I thought it was hilarious

Answer 10

Danced to the chipmunk fast version of Buttons and Don't Cha.