Two friends were walking down the street when one noticed two women approching "My God!" said one "Here comes my wife and my mistress,together."
The other man looked up and said "Good God,you took the words right out of my mouth."
2007-01-17 18:04:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha
but it would be funnier if i were to have seen it on a show and not just heard it randomly
2007-01-17 18:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by ayleyha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 10/10
2007-01-17 18:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a condominium in a brand new housing growth and a woman responded the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little laptop I have visible in many years," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combo of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He mentioned, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will devour it!" She mentioned, "Would you favor a fork?! We have not acquired the energy on but!"
2016-09-07 23:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by scharff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-17 18:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ditto 9/10
2007-01-17 19:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and probably happens a lot.
2007-01-17 18:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by Serinity4u2find 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope it's just a joke... Or are you actually asking advise? LOL!
2007-01-17 18:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Yanami 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yeah thats good
2007-01-17 18:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by pinkness775 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. quite funny
2007-01-17 18:08:26 · answer #9 · answered by Mandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
lol!
2007-01-17 18:15:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋