A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
2007-01-17 17:31:13 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny
2007-01-17 17:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'd rather have a talking frog than a nagging women.
2007-01-17 19:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by tomwaterboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but I already heard it with a frog and an endocinologist
2007-01-17 18:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately priorities. Funny.
2007-01-17 17:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know which way i would have gone..
cause i would kiss the frog
10/10
2007-01-17 19:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-17 18:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by Give life. Be an organ donor! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is sooo cute. I hope my husband says that at that age!
2007-01-17 17:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by GreekGurl84 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice
2007-01-17 17:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. He was probably right.
2007-01-17 17:59:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke.....
2007-01-17 18:00:50 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋