have to ask him to be more percise as to which cheek to turn after being offended?
2007-01-17 17:11:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Kudos for the most absurd question of the evening.
2007-01-17 17:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by AnswerSeeker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pastor BoB was once my neighbor, he exchange into very unusual. He had people coming over at extraordinary circumstances and he had 4 puppy pigs that often ate my daffodils!!! Dam you BoB!! You owe me some Daffodils!
2016-12-16 07:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to church. The big fat lady sat in front of me. When we stood to sing, I could see that her dress was caught inbetween her cheeks. I pulled it out for her. She smacked me.
The next week, my friend Tony and I went to church. The big fat lady sat in front of us. When we stood up to sing....Tony noticed that her dress was, eh, caught between her cheeks... so he pulled it out.... I, knowing she didn't like that, put it back in.
She smacked me again!
I'll have nothing to do with turning any cheeks anywhere in church!
2007-01-17 17:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by James M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope. That sounds like a great idea though!
2007-01-17 17:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by Atlas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and then let a big stinky fart in the old lady's face behind you
2007-01-17 17:15:06 · answer #5 · answered by spanky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee, tee hee, wow, how long did that take you to think of? pure genius....idiot.
2007-01-17 17:14:54 · answer #6 · answered by musclenbone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand about your childish question...Hope you are mentally and physically grown up one!!!!
2007-01-17 17:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by SESHADRI K 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
go nude maybe I can have a quicky
2007-01-17 17:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by Con Don 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
.....only if he promises he wont turn his too!
2007-01-17 17:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by I-Ponder 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
being naked isn't a sin. is it?
2007-01-17 17:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by Scott Justice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋