i have an ex boyfriend who egged my car and damaged the paint. him and his friends have pretty much declared war on me and my friends and it sounds like they are wanting to do some more damage. i just need some ideas to get them back. i need something creative that won't cause any MAJOR damage and get us in trouble, but will still make him mad and tell him that i'm sick of this.
2007-01-17 16:25:24 · 18 answers · asked by Kayla B 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The best revenge would be to be the bigger person and walk away. That will make him more mad than anything just to show that he cant make you mad about it. Trust me me and my ex hubby went through that for almost 2 years after we got divorced and I finally walked away and he go soooooooo mad and he gave up.
2007-01-17 16:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by themom95 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok here is what you do...
Make sure he is not home! then take some crazy glue, crazy glue all of his windows closed, then the all the locks on his doors. Make sure you get it good! Then when he pulls up, call the cops and tell them some one is trying to break into your neighbors house, of course you will give them his address, then go home.
PS MAKE SURE YOU USE A PAY PHONE! Or they can trace the call. Or call on your cell a friend standing near a pay phone, when he comes home.
OR
There's an 800 number for just about every credit card out there that you can use to cancel your card if it's lost or stolen. Within a few minutes of calling this number, their credit cards will be useless. Just make up a story like, "Yeah, I'm on vacation here in N.Y. and my whole wallet was stolen with my MasterCard in it. Could you cancel that before someone uses it?" Pretend to be really worried about having to pay for charges you didn't make and so on.
They might want some extra information like the name of the bank which issued your card. You can guess or tell them you have no idea. (Unless you actually know which bank it is.) The MasterCard dude will want your driver's license number or social security number sometimes, but tell him you don't know either one because your wallet was stolen, dammit!
To cancel your Visa, call 1-800-336-8472
To cancel your MasterCard, 1-800-999-0454
For Discover, 1-800-347-2683 If you know of any gas cards he uses, get the numbers to cancel those, too. There's nothing more embarrassing that filling up your tank with super unleaded gasoline and finding out that all your credit cards, gas cards and ATM card have been mysteriously reported stolen. Who knows, the clerk might even call the police on him. Once again make the call on a public phone a friend standing near a pay phone.
2007-01-18 00:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As mad as it makes me feel just at the thought of someone ruining a car, i think you should be the mature one in this war, and work it out. Otherwise if it keeps going back and forth eventually there will be major damage done to one or both of you.
(And you know how well revenge worked out in Mean Girls!)
2007-01-18 00:31:36 · answer #3 · answered by beach_blonde_molly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why get down to his level? Be the better person. Otherwise get a video of him and his friends doing the damage. Then you can show it to others or turn it over to the authorities. That will cause him some embarrassment.
2007-01-18 00:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by JustMe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a bogas ad in the general section of the paper.
Say your such and such looking for (enter his name) , you need to get in contact with him to let him know there is a good chance he has contracted a STD and you thought letting him know was the right thing to do. Or you could go with your (fake name) pregnant trying to find him. Public Embarrassment is the best type and you dont get done for damaging anything.
Then stick the article up where he and his mates will find it!
good luck
2007-01-18 00:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by aime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the gay thing is pretty funny. You could run an article in your local newspaper that says something like " The breakup was hard, But I just want everyone to know I still care for you and I am supporting you through this change in your life. i wish we could still be as one, but I hold no hard feelings towards you for being gay" Or something funny like that. The whole town will see it and it will be hilarious.
2007-01-18 00:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by Shonda Murphy-Polk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doing somthing back to him is just going to keep the feud going and make him want to do worse things to you. You should be notifying the police of any damges that are done by him and give them his name. When the police come knocking on his door maybe he'll think twice before messing with your car again.
2007-01-18 00:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign him up for tons of junk mail and magazines. Harmless in the legal sense, but very annoying to him as his mailbox becomes flooded with junk.
2007-01-18 00:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by James C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slash his tires. theres a good four hundred bucks but he will know it's you. poison was popular in the seventeenth century. how about a molotov cocktail in his face. or at his house at 3am while everyone is deep asleep. oh man you are so going to jail. good luck. how about spraying bleach in his face at school. that will blind him for life and you will feel good then. or else get a restraining order on him. nothing like a criminal record to get life started then it adds up and soon he will be in jail for 16 months.
laxative brownies is the best idea so far. it's like poisoning minus the death. just getting him to eat it is the problem. have a friend give them to him. so he doesnt know.
2007-01-18 00:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by fuck 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have a friend and her name is Loraine Bobbitt's . I think she can give you some ideas call 555-555-5555 and ask her.You will need a sharp knife.
2007-01-18 00:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋