You could always go to a joke shop and get the 'fart powder' consume that stuff, and You'll be fartier than a......?
If there's a brewery near You, You could always eat some of their 'spent-grain' that is left over from brewing beer,........
Talk about major-WINDINESS from that stuff too-!
I would say that eating a lot of 'fish-paste' along with the previous items, would produce an EXTREME-STENCH INDEED-!-!
2007-01-17 17:14:22
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answered by Realistic Viewpoint 3
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Start with a Man Steak...I mean a 16 ouncer with Cajun spices and make sure to cook it rare so the blood will hit your stomach acids... Then have 4 or 5 devilled eggs, a cup of chili over sauerkraut or cabbage...then have 2 bananas.
As a general rule 2 pounds of food, regardless of the type will give you gas as your body releases the energy supply in the endless caloric value...A big glass of milk while you are eating this concoction, and perhaps a starter of spicy spicy spicy wings will give you the worst smelling farts. You will be loved by all for your anal feats of disturbing distinction.
2007-01-17 16:39:35
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answered by Hammerhead 2
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A cheesy omelet and Kool-Aid. The Great Bluedini flavor Kool Aid really gave me nasty farts, sweetish-smelling like rotting cupcakes
2007-01-17 16:45:22
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answered by president_ronnie 1
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I've ripped some pretty heinous ones after eatin eggs
2007-01-17 16:35:46
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answered by eskew_obfuscation 3
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well, try a good Limburger Cheese sandwich on rye bread with onion and mustard while downing a few eggs
2007-01-17 16:37:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Personally, I've passed my worst (best?) gas with wine, beer, fried foods and veges all in one night.
2007-01-17 16:32:22
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answered by bluckies 2
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Try rotten eggs
2007-01-17 17:10:05
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answered by Mario R 2
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Eggs, baked beans, or any beans for that matter, and sauerkraut or any kind of cabbage!
2007-01-17 16:32:17
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answered by SuzyBelle04 6
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Cabbage and boiled eggs.
2007-01-17 16:32:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Eggs and baked beans.
2007-01-17 16:45:26
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answered by wildpalomino 7
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