When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was
attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he
replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I
will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the
ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge
erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the
crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an
eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for squirrels."
2007-01-17 16:20:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that gud, keep it up
2007-01-17 16:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-17 16:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-01-17 16:30:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! That's 8/10.
2007-01-17 16:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by Arnoux 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoooo hoooooo, kick her in the junk, haha
10 / 10
2007-01-18 13:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-01-17 16:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is so funny!!
2007-01-17 16:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by Syd 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋