2007-01-17 16:09:20 · 6 answers · asked by Tony G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
blond goes to the doctor and says "every part of my body hurts"
doctor says "show me"
The blond points to her arm and screams, then she repeats the process on many other parts of her body and asks the doctor "Do you know whats wrong with me?"
The doctor says "Yeah, you have a broken finger"
2007-01-17 16:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by random 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's.
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
How do you know when a blonde has been fixing grammar mistakes on the computer?
There is White-Out all over the screen.
2007-01-17 16:19:11 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the blonde who wanted an abortion?
She was afraid the baby wasn't hers.
Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the pharmacy?
She kept getting the prescription bottles stuck in the typewriters...
A man asked his blonde girlfriend to go behind his car and check to see if his turn signals were working. She went back there and said, "It's working. It's not working. It's working. It's not working..."
2007-01-17 16:36:17 · answer #3 · answered by AZ Socks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Three - one to stir & two to peel the M&Ms.
2007-01-17 16:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by Tish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do blonde girls say after sex?
Are you guys all on the same team?
2007-01-17 16:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by James O only logical answer D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You.
2007-01-17 16:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋