2007-01-17 15:59:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've replaced all the ceilings with paper and plastic so my catapult through it will not hurt my head. Still, I have been wearing a football helmet just in case. I eat hot dogs through the face mask.
2007-01-17 16:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
.The 'rapture ' of the Church occurs simultaneously with Christ's second Coming in glory and the resurrection of the dead.............All occur together,(see I Thess. 5:15-17); ..."AFTER the Tribulation of those days"(Matt. 24:29-31)
"...At the LAST trumpet"... I Corin. 15:52
Don't be deceived by the fictional "Left Behind" series....which is based on a common misconception that claims the 'rapture' occurs years before Christ's Return. This is not found in Scripture.
2007-01-17 16:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I plan to take over the houses of rich suburbanite Christians when they're raptured away, I suppose I'll simply steal their supplies, it's not like it would matter at that point.
2007-01-17 16:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in the rapture. But I do believe we will get 3 days of darkness and have to stay inside.
2007-01-17 16:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've never heard that we will need a shelter. Yes I have a supply of every needful thing. - Well Mostly. It's almost impossible to cover all the bases on that one.
2007-01-17 16:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It will be ready by time. It must be a great place, long time preparation. It took God only 6 days to create this all.
2007-01-17 16:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm GOING, Holmes.
You can have all this stuff.
Keys under the mat.
Might need to jiggle the handle on the downstairs loo.
Wouldn't want to waste water....
2007-01-17 16:53:57 · answer #7 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It makes me curious when I see someone exerting so much energy trying to try and stop a God they suposedly don't believe in. Makes me wonder what agenda they are trying to push.
2007-01-17 16:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by Edward J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Lord will provide
2007-01-17 16:07:19 · answer #9 · answered by Jesus Freak 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you kidding me? "Jesus shelter"?,"well stocked"?
What Bible are you getting this rubbish from???
2007-01-17 17:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by lillie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋