A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here, on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?", the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said, "Today, I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on her left. Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed, "Again?"
The farmer nodded, and replied, "Some things you just can't explain. I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Well I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"So, what did you do?"
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.... Some things you just can't explain."
2007-01-17 15:54:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!! there really are somethings you can't explain!!
2007-01-17 15:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-17 16:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by SNIPER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I spent hours some months in the past attempting to describe to my mom why in case you have become a loan and you're paying 95% and the vender is paying 5% as a gifted deposit you do not have a a hundred% loan. I gave up interior the tip.
2016-10-07 08:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by armiso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice
2007-01-17 16:06:53 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! akward moment! looks like the man was cheating on his wife!...with a cow! two thumbs up! :)
2007-01-17 15:57:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great mooooooooo 10/10
2007-01-17 19:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fabulous thats the best today
2007-01-17 15:59:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... i'd think the wife would know if the husband was into beastiality or not.
2007-01-17 16:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by Dana-D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And the moral of the story is.......?
2007-01-17 15:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
urghhhhhhhhh...................he could explain, but i think his wife would not believe him...........lololol we believe just what we see..........lolo
2007-01-17 18:12:22 · answer #10 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋