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Went out for dinner with this nut case woman and by the time maincourse had arrived i had well and truly had enough of her onesided opinionated crap, so i pretended i was going to the bathroom and walked out the door and left her there.
The barrage of abusive phone calls i got afterwards was worth it as to this day i still have a funny dinner story.

2007-01-17 16:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by rowdy rick 6 · 0 0

My ex-boyfriend and I went to the movies to see My Super Ex-Girlfriend. (We had a thing on vacation in Washington D.C. and decided that hanging out together might be a good thing to do for the sake of our friendship.) In the middle of the movie Um Thurman and and Luke Wilson began going at it "superhero way" my ex looked at me and said, "Oh wow, I think we should have seen another movie, I don't think my mom would want me seeing this." Just imagine sitting there and going through that with him...four times. After the movie he was very tense and hardly said a word until we arrived at his house and he told me goodbye.
So it might not be weird, but it was definately funny. Hoped this is what you were looking for!

2007-01-17 23:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by Cheering Ash 2 · 0 0

This girl I knew set me up with one of her friends. When I picked her up I knew right away that I wasn't attacted to her. She was huge! Her father had a look on his face of "please take her".

Anyways, as we drove she started asking questions like "how big is your dick" and "are you a virgin?" The weirdest part was the next day she started calling me at numbers I had never given her. Somehow she figured out my work number.

2007-01-18 00:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by gabrielbowers 2 · 0 0

When my date insisted on giving me oral sex through my jockey shorts and got them soaking wet. Not a good time. I left shortly.

2007-01-17 23:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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