What the F*** shall I do, he has been barking like mad and tried tio bite my dangly genitailia off, please help me what shall I do, shall I take him to a priest help me please
2007-01-17 15:39:54 · 11 answers · asked by sweetlikehoney_73 5 in Pets ➔ Dogs
You saw it upside down. On your dog, it's 999, and your dog is barking because he just doesn't like your lazy butt. How's that for a sarcastic reply to a stupid question?? Get a job and move out of your parents' basement.
2007-01-17 15:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Dorothy and Toto 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
whatever you do DO NOT take the damned dog to the priest...I can't believe you. I mean what the hell? (hahaha...hell...get it) The dog ("Russel" is it?) has a very simple and common thing called flees. YES flees (don't worry I know what I'm talking about).... I found this out by asking some friend over in Colombia as a matter of fact. Its these new breed of flees, they sit around in some hidden place on you dogs body (very cleaver flees don't you think?) and get high and think of practical jokes.... YEAH I saw you on FOC last yesterday. lol
But yeah just give him a good bath, that'll take care of the problem. and the 666; thees flees could have used anything, I hope its washable ink for your sake.
luck
PS FOC is this TV show, It stands for Flees On Crack
2007-01-19 21:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jay77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dangly genitalia? And you have the image of a women for your avatar? Ya your not very believable. If your dogs not becoming to you, she should be coming to me.
2007-01-18 01:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think 666 has gott be one of the biggest hoaxes ever. i think you got nothing to worry about as far as parnormal goes. but maybe you should have him checked out for rabis or the may be something else wrong medically speaking.
2007-01-17 23:44:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure hope this is not the kind of stuff you'll be teaching your 3-year old. Not too sweet for a sweetashoney_73 name.
2007-01-17 23:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by Give life. Be an organ donor! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, yea.. This soo reminds me of The Omen
2007-01-17 23:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by sleeping beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you can explain just how you saw the sign a little more.
2007-01-17 23:43:27 · answer #7 · answered by Cheering Ash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
C'mon you can do better than that. Starred in the Omen, right?
2007-01-17 23:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by Brainiac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow..you either smoked way too much rock or you need to lay off the PCP ..
seek help, you have officially gone insane...
2007-01-17 23:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by The Chesire Cat 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i have this mark on the back of my neck i do just fine.
2007-01-17 23:45:14 · answer #10 · answered by cagney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋