and allow me to start handing out beer to the less fortunate ones who showed up at my party without booze of their own. Better Yet, If I handed him an almost empty bottle of Petron, would he motion his hands and cause this bottle to multiply itself 10 fold>? I read the story of the Mount of Olives and felt his messages could also be shown to those modern day partakers of the spirts.
2007-01-17 15:15:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In situations like that, I'm glad I have Dionysus on my side, he's much better at multiplying alcoholic beverages.
2007-01-17 15:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess I don't imagine Jesus needed anywhere near beer-- no that I think that beer is the problem. It just seems like he would be busy doing more important things, like I don't know, ending the suffering of billions of people.
2007-01-17 15:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by Gwen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well - I have four beers left of a twelve pack. Now if Jesus phoned ahead, perhaps I would have tried to save a few for him. But if he showed up unexpectedly, he'd have to take his chances.
2007-01-17 15:32:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the excellent concern about it truly is once you're pulled over and they locate the beer, you'll lose your license till you're 21. you go back for the era of as an truly smart individual. And after I say "very smart individual" I advise "illiterate moron." desire this enables.
2016-10-15 09:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by silvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether or not Jesus was the messiah, he was a good Jewish boy - we ALWAYS say a blessing for alcohol!
2007-01-17 15:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did turn water into wine. And he did drink wine, so he just might drink your beers. You'll have to see if he'd make you somemore, I can't talk for him.
2007-01-17 15:23:28 · answer #6 · answered by Fruit Cake Lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes im pretty sure if you ask nicely he will definitely multiply them for you man. everyone knows jesus likes booze. dont tell anyone but his favorite is corona
2007-01-17 15:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by looloo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well hopefully he would pull some David Copperfield stuff and produce you a keg!!!!
2007-01-17 15:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by ?only?me? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no he wouldn't, the next time he comes, its to take me up to heaven with him.. and im not sure where you will be, but hopefully you will come
2007-01-17 15:19:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be careful with your joking about jesus, it will jump up and bite you in the butt
2007-01-17 15:26:36 · answer #10 · answered by suzy-Q 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋