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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:

The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

2007-01-17 15:12:46 · 11 answers · asked by Ace 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

The maid! Woohoo!!!
Anyway, her alibi was crap. No mail on sundays.

2007-01-17 15:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by virtuoso_pianist 3 · 1 0

It was the butler. It is the maids job to clean the closests. In her feeble attempt to cover for the Butler one can easily see through her lie and deduce that she was the accomplice...and thus must also be charged.

Also with out a scope of time with which each alibi covers I would also say that it is likely that more perhaps even the cops were involved in this assassination.

2007-01-17 23:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by John Rambo 3 · 1 0

The maid, mail does not run on Sunday, therefore the maid was lying.

2007-01-17 23:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by lovenotlost 1 · 0 0

The maid because there is no mail on Sundays!!!

2007-01-17 23:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Dancer101 4 · 0 0

the maid- the mail don't run on sunday

2007-01-17 23:48:09 · answer #5 · answered by honeybear 5 · 0 0

it was the maid because there is no mail service on Sunday
:)

2007-01-17 23:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by tasha 3 · 0 0

the maid did it ..there is no mail delivery on Sunday

2007-01-18 04:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think the word mail was spelled wrong.

2007-01-18 01:01:41 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

NO MAIL ON SUNDAYS!!! IT WAS THE MAID!

2007-01-17 23:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by Ellie 2 · 0 0

Butler, , he is cleaning the blood

2007-01-17 23:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0 1

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