How do I sell my soul to the Devil? I want a PS3.?

Question

Is there a # I call? Is it a Rock Concert? Or do I just hang out around abortion clinics. I'm interested in buying a PS3 and think that the price of sould should cover that as well as some accessories.

Is there a # I call? Is he chilling at rock concerts? Or do I just wait for him at abortion clinics and book stores? I am looking to buy a PS3 and feel as though the price of my soul should cover costs for a system and some games. Perhaps even some soda.

Answer 1

firstly, you have to fill out the FASTA form, send it certified mail to p.o 6666
hell, earth

then if you quallify, they will send your official application to sell your soul, be careful when opening then envelope, its hot!! any way, next, you have to put on some tangerine lip gloss, get a red sparkly pen, and fill out the paper work. then send it to the same address.

if you're lucky, you will hear back from him within a week

Answer 2

I don't know how old you are, but if you're old enough to get a job you'd only have to work at a McDonald's for maybe 2, 3 months to earn enough for it. Then just quite when you've earned enough to buy the system, accessories, and all the games you want. Obviously you need MONEY, so the point here is to brainstorm and think of all the possible LEGAL ways that you could make some dough, if the parents won't come up off it.

Mow some grass or shovel some snow (depending on where you live, of course).

Buy a 12-pack of bottled water from Wal-Mart for like $3 or $4 and sell them for .75 cents or $1 a piece (at school or wherever). Keep doing that and reinvesting your profits to stack paper.

If you have access to a good music selection (perhaps current and old) AND a CD/DVD burner on your computer, offer to make mixed-CD's for your friends for $10 a piece.

Dude anything. Look at all your available resources currently available to you, to see if anything you already have can be used in ANY way to help make you some money.

Cats just don't know how to HUSTLE like in the old days. Just brainstorm and think of some other ways you can stack the paper. You only need to do it for a temporary time, just enough to earn what you need to buy what you want. You'll appreciate it more and will take care of your PS3 after you've slaved to do whatever to get it.




But keep your soul. You might actually need it in case there really is a God somewhere up there.








Good luck.

Answer 3

Satan isn't like that. You think he'd fork up the money for a PS3 to get your soul? No, he won't go for higher than 10, 15 bucks depending on the condition of your soul. I got 3 for mine, but it was worth it. I wanted a candy bar.

Answer 4

You got it all wrong. It's none of the above. There are three steps you must follow.

First, make sure you have five hundred ninety nine US dollars. I repeat, 599 US dollars.

Second, you must know the password. It's Ridge Racer. RIIIDGE RACCCCCER!

Third, you'll have to fight a creature that actually existed in Japanese history, the Giant Enemy Crab. You must attack its weak point for massive damage!

After all this, your soul should be sold to the Devil and the PS3 is all yours.

Answer 5

work 4 it

Answer 6

If you go through a middleman such as myself, you can get a much better deal. Satan doesn't mind re-sale souls, but he pays better for the souls of faithful Christians.

Answer 7

Dude your soul isn't even worth a McDonald's yogurt parfait

Answer 8

rotfl! a ps3.... yeah those things are pretty cool aren't they? Anyway, just yell down yonder to ol' Satan and tell 'im you're sellin' your soul. Catch my drift?

Answer 9

Why don't you work for it? If you want easier money you can wear a beautiful dress and sale your self in the corners.

Answer 10

Just start lieing ,cheating and stealing till you have the cash to buy it .That should get you in to hell easy enough.