So a duck walks into a corner store walks up to the counter.
Duck says: Got any duck food?
Clerk: No, we don't have any duck food.
The duck walks out. 2nd day, the duck walks back into the corner store.
Duck: Got any duck food?
Clerk: No, I didn't have any yesterday, I don't have any today!
The duck walks out. The 3rd day the duck walks in again!
Duck: Got any duck food?
Clerk: NO! F*** stop asking me that!
The duck walks out again. 4th day the same thing again and the clerk is very tired of this.
Duck: Got any duck food?
Clerk: NO! I don't carry duck food and if you come in here one more time and ask me if I have any duck food I am going to nail your bill to the floor!
The duck walks out but again returns the next day!
Duck: Got any nails?
Clerk (very confused): No!?!?
Duck: O.K. Got any duck food?
2007-01-17 14:09:18 · 12 answers · asked by Janes_Addiction 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That really QUACKED me up!!!!
2007-01-17 14:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-01-17 14:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one smart duck. Good one.
2016-05-24 02:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Here's another along the same lines.
Lady asks a clerk: "Where are the onions?"
Clerk: "I'm sorry lady, we're all out of onions. Come back tomorrow."
Five minutes later.
Lady: "Where are the onions?"
Clerk: "Sorry lady. I just told you. We're all out of onions. Come back tomorrow."
Five minutes later.
Lady: "Where are the onions?"
Clerk: "Lady, what do you get when you take the rasp out of raspberries?"
Lady: "Berries."
Clerk: "What do you get when you take the straw out of strawberries?"
Lady: "Berries."
Clerk: "What do you get when you take frig out of onions?"
Lady: "There is no frig in onions."
Clerk: "Now you've got it."
2007-01-17 14:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny. Oh! i heard this joke yesterday only it was with bread instead of food!!
2007-01-17 14:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by johanna m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha smart duck
2007-01-17 17:50:20 · answer #6 · answered by leanne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, never heard it before 10/10
2007-01-17 14:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHO KNEW DUCKS WERE SMART?
L0L.
COOL JOKE!
2007-01-17 14:20:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice never heard that one b4! verry funny!
2007-01-17 14:16:45 · answer #9 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confusing
2007-01-17 14:15:48 · answer #10 · answered by bulldragon8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o jeez that's the odlest one in my book
2007-01-17 14:20:54 · answer #11 · answered by Who, Me?? ...I'm Lost... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋