How are a blonde and a turtle the same?-Once on their backs, they're both screwed.
What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men?-Their heels.
Why can't a blonde waterski?-Because her legs spread apart the moment her crotch gets wet.
What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?-Nothing, they've never met.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?-Tell her a joke on Monday.
Blonde: "Excuse me, what time is it?"
Man: "Two-thirty"
Blonde: "Gee, that's odd. I've been asking the same question all day and each time I get a different answer."
2007-01-17 13:56:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why were the blonde's boobs square? she forgot to take the tissues out of the box
2007-01-17 14:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by *What Goes Around Comes Around 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay just so you know I am a Blond!!!
why did the Blond write t.g.i.f. on her shoes?
Toes go in first
why did the blond climb over the glass fence?
to see what was on the other side
and NO there is no white out on my screen !!!! LOL
2007-01-17 14:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by stephanie p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-17 14:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by bulldragon8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋