Zachary Disease
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion. She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr. Chang.
She asked Dr. Chang, "Doctor, please help me find out what's wrong with me!"
So Dr. Chang said, "Take off all yur cwothes."
So she did.
Then he said, "Now, get on yur hands and knees and crawl wreal fas away from me, ten craw wreal fas back to me."
So the young lady did.
Dr. Chang looked at her said, "You got wreal bad case of Zachary disease."
The lady asked, "What's that?"
Dr. Chang replied, "That's wen yur face lok zachary like yur ***".
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times"
2007-01-17 12:17:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i LOVED it. May me cry and blush.Too funny.
2007-01-17 13:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by momof3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
properly, because of the fact of George Carlin i've got been desensitized to any variety of objectionable humor. yet there are jokes i don't discover humorous because of the fact they're too obtrusive or something. the hot communicate radio stations on the GTA sequence are not very humorous ... notwithstanding i will chuckle at them while i'm in a sturdy temper. Yeah ... i'm not sturdy at this question.
2016-10-07 07:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly. 8/10.
2007-01-17 12:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha lol that's funny! Wooks rike you wrearry rike naughty jokes, huh?
2007-01-17 13:10:12 · answer #4 · answered by JD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, enjoyed them
2007-01-17 13:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaah!! the second and third are the funniest!
2007-01-17 12:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by iloveME! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol really good
2007-01-17 12:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by Nicky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were all funny!
2007-01-17 12:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋