Getting down under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”
2007-01-17 12:09:05 · 30 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant.cheers you have made my day.
2007-01-22 22:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-23 08:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With Aussies......Sheep.... Kangaroos women Anything goes
2007-01-22 17:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one tink just as well you girls aint like a kangaroo i have heard about having a jump but that would be fun 10/10
2007-01-18 03:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good um. Bet it made the yanky shelia hopping mad ! G'day.
2007-01-22 20:16:17 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-18 02:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like she's in for a good jump ! haha
2007-01-19 11:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl good one 10/10x
2007-01-18 12:09:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Yes funny but not pc
2007-01-17 20:26:04 · answer #9 · answered by Ruby D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2007-01-18 06:03:20 · answer #10 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Hahahahhaha....umm...not really. But yeah it's sorta funny xD.
2007-01-17 20:13:46 · answer #11 · answered by roflyounotfunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋