Two men were walking on the beach, their names were Karl and Michael, when they came across a woman that was topless, Karl was turned on but Michael closed his eyes and ran away. Karl was confused but did not say anything.
The next day they walked down the beach again and this time they saw two topless women and Karl was turned on even more but Michael covered his eyes again and ran away even faster. Karl was confused again, but did not say anything.
The next day they were walking down the beach again and saw three topless women and Karl was turned on but Michael ran away again. Karl was really confused and caught up with Michael and asked him why he was running away. Michael said "My mom told me that if I ever saw a woman naked I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard."
2007-01-17 10:46:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its ok cracked a smile!
2007-01-18 04:07:27 · answer #1 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-17 19:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is one of those jokes that, if told on Letterman, would illicit the 'ba-dam-bam.....sssss' drum & hi-hat combo from the band. This joke just isn't funny to me.....but if you told it to me in person, I'd pretend to chuckle to be polite. That's just me....and everyone (thank God) is different! =)
2007-01-17 19:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by kellysumthin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
karl sounds mental but that was funny
2007-01-17 18:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheheehhehee!!! Thats hilarious!!!! Really kool! Thumbs up!!
2007-01-17 18:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm ok interesting at first i didnt get it and i thought it was pointless but then i saw the punch line
2007-01-17 18:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-17 19:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by Dananana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny lmao laughing my a**off
2007-01-17 19:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-17 19:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by edwarjd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too long
nt funny
2007-01-17 18:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by SWANY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋