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One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"

The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"

A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"

The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"

A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"

"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"

"Well," she said, "It would not be an accide

2007-01-17 10:45:41 · 18 answers · asked by The Zunester 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

This one goes out to you Bush.

HAHA

2007-01-17 10:46:13 · update #1

18 answers

very funny

2007-01-17 11:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by babygirl143_dk 3 · 0 0

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2016-10-31 09:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by alyson 4 · 0 0

Dang star thing, I woulda given you a MAJOR thumbs down!

2007-01-17 11:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i think that little girls says" well that wont be a great loss and we all know that would be no accident"


good joke....

2007-01-17 10:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by hottmama 2 · 1 0

Hehehheehhehe!!! Hilarious!!! A star for you!

2007-01-17 10:51:55 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0 0

i loved it 10/10
and two thumbs up

2007-01-17 11:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by just bored 2 · 0 0

lol thats funny

2007-01-17 11:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0 0

hee hee ouch. poor Bush.

2007-01-17 11:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by way2kewl4u1224 3 · 0 0

haha funny

2007-01-17 10:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Bruins Fan 6 · 0 0

funny

2007-01-17 11:20:01 · answer #10 · answered by edwarjd 3 · 0 0

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