and one of the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to patch up the dog house????
2007-01-17 10:41:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The answer should be 19 but the answer is 43 because it's the 3rd tuesday of November and mars is blue so you take the number of dots on my aunt Dora's cheetah and then divide that by the number of pimples on the Wicked Witch of the West's face and add the number of times Britney Spears has been divorced. Hope this helps!
2007-01-17 10:54:55 · answer #1 · answered by ilovemychemicalromance_2007 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
People would think I am weird for carrying a canoe, but who cares, I want to go fishing... the wheel came off my damn roller blades, and I am not happy, I just bought them 10 minutes ago... the dog loves pancakes, so we throw them onto his doghouse for laughs because he does tricks to get some...when he's full, normally after 4 or so, we put about 4 more on his doghouse for a snack later. It's funny because it looks like we patched it with pancakes.
2007-01-17 11:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its actually "if youre walking down the street with canoes on your feet and the paddle tips over, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?" But the most nonsensical answer is the right one so best answer is indeed best answer. =)
2015-04-24 17:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by baffled 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a canoe has no wheels and no pancakes are needed the house is made out of wood. Can i get ten points
2007-01-17 10:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
7 pancakes
2007-01-17 11:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
canoe has no wheels . house made out a wood. hey copy cat
2007-01-17 10:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by Bruins Fan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Surreal jokes, excellent, we have moved into new terrain for joke telling, OK.
Can I have the 10 points for using cool words that normally don't appear in a sentence.
2007-01-17 10:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Answer is Polkadot because ice cream has no bones.
2007-01-17 10:59:43 · answer #8 · answered by sara657915 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Canoes have no wheels!!!!
2007-01-17 10:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
canoes don't have wheels
2007-01-17 11:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by just bored 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋