A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. "Jack, I've got to confess. I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and I'm the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, I've been stealing from the firm for a decade."
"Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."
2007-01-17 10:37:23 · 27 answers · asked by The Zunester 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DO YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD ONE?
2007-01-17 10:39:35 · update #1
That is a good one i haven't heard it before but it does follow a common trend of jokes... thanks i needed the laugh.
2007-01-17 10:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by shortyfive0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao funny. I got one :
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
Like it?
2007-01-17 10:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by ilovemychemicalromance_2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is sooooooooooooo funny thats a good one!! if u have anymore post again!!
2007-01-17 10:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by Miracle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cracking!! I'd give you a star!!!! Hilarious dude!
2007-01-17 10:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Got him!
2007-01-17 10:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anton Mathew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-17 10:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-17 10:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-17 10:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay but it doesnt beat some others one ive heard....dont quit your day job
2007-01-17 10:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by Chaaarlie! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i got it but i have a better one but its not apropreate for answers
2007-01-17 10:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by isawufirst116 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋