you guys are a bunch of newbs
2007-01-17 10:36:01 · 21 answers · asked by Chuck Norris 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-01-17 10:38:57 · answer #1 · answered by FAUUFDDaa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a rabble rouser, but there are many similarities between the teachings of Christ and communism. It wasn't written anywhere near Jesus' time, so I don't think anyone here believes that it was. You are on to something that would make a great paper, but I suspect that you are intellectually weak and incapable of the task. If you want to piss people off, use sound logic and lots of research, it's more effective than just blurting out comments in a forum like this to get attention.
Communism has nothing to do with controlling people.
2007-01-17 18:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by theswedishfish710 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling, incoherent question were you even close to ANYTHING that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
2007-01-17 18:46:36 · answer #3 · answered by NONAME 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you don't know much about history to be calling us newbs.
2007-01-17 18:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh??...Your history timeline is somewhat skewed...About 1600 years...Communism was described first by Karl Marx ( 1800's )...And implemented by Lenin and later Mao Tse Tung...Both 20th century figures...
2007-01-17 18:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by Blondie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please...communists?? yeah right.. the bible talks about God wanting all of us to make up our own mind to do the right or wrong thing...yeah that's definately communisim at it's best. but wait...isn't communisim about CONTROLLING people?? if God wanted a bunch of robots he would TELL us to love him, and MAKE us worship him. he wants us to make up our own mind about him, and there is nothing in the bible that says we HAVE to absolutely, no questions asked, my way or the highway have to do something just because he said so. we make up our own minds....it is US that get ourselves into Hell, or Heaven not God...
2007-01-17 18:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by tweetybird37406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Communist? Ummm, didnt know Carl Marx lived 2000 years ago, ummmm interesting, he traveled back in time.
Didnt know he had a time machine.
Man..I gotta get one of those, Can you tell me where he got it?
Loved to have one, can I have one for Christmas? oh wait, my birthday is before then, so maybe I can have one for my birthday perhaps...please....
2007-01-17 18:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dear professor of theology,
your premise lacks any iota of truth and thus your question only qualifies as foolishness.
prehaps you might study communism and the
year of it's birth, which was many centuries after the first Bible came into existence.
you appear well suited for communism.
2007-01-17 18:41:05 · answer #8 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So that explains the hammer and cycle on the inside of the jacket!
2007-01-17 18:41:58 · answer #9 · answered by paulsamuel33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were communists back then???? And they wrote stuff down for Christians and Jews??? WOW, I NEVER knew that! AMAZING. Thank you SOOOOOO much for sharing.
2007-01-17 18:41:20 · answer #10 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That explains all the Jews in Russia.
2007-01-17 18:47:23 · answer #11 · answered by CPDawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋