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I find its the only guaranteed way.

2007-01-17 10:32:14 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

33 answers

just light a cig and shitloads of them will come along

2007-01-17 10:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by mick w 1 · 3 0

I don't ride the bus. I have a car. And I get a parking space right at the door wherever I go. People are always amazed. I get a parking space when everyone else thinks that there is no hope. I was taught how many years ago, and it works!

2007-01-17 11:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0 0

No. I summon up a bus schedule by walking into the bus station and asking for one. I save a fortune on bells, books, and candles that way.

2007-01-17 10:38:21 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1 0

No I have better powers than bus summoning.. although I could see it's usefulness... enjoy riding the bus!

2007-01-17 10:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by Jyse 6 · 1 0

I put my wand out and the Knight bus appears. Takes any stranded witch or wizard any place, except it can not go across or under water. Can't take it to Ireland, for instance.
--That Cheeky Lad

2007-01-17 10:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

Put it this way, if I really needed a ride and I asked God to provide me one then I would get one. Would it be a bus, maybe, but who cares, it would be a ride where ever I needed to go. But the God I serve gave me a Lexus.

2007-01-17 10:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by Heaven's Messenger 6 · 0 0

If you have the power to fortell the future, you can forsee the bus arriving at a certain time and make sure you are there at that exact time.

2007-01-17 10:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by ©2009 7 · 2 0

Yes, almost definately. Usually just after I've lit a cigerette!

2007-01-17 13:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by AlleJo 2 · 0 0

The only way is to step in front of it. You can wear a cape if you want. I think tights would be better.

2007-01-17 10:37:27 · answer #9 · answered by content26 2 · 0 0

If I could, I wouldn't tell you. That's why Superman is also Clark Kent. :-)

Honey, when you say "the only guaranteed way", what do you mean, exactly?

2007-01-17 10:36:14 · answer #10 · answered by Wisdom Lies in the Heart 3 · 1 0

If you stand at a bus stop and think about it really hard, one will nearly always turn up.

2007-01-17 10:35:57 · answer #11 · answered by Max 5 · 2 0

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